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one thing can change you life
A student asks a teacher,
"What is
love?"
teacher, "In order
to
answer your question,
go to the wheat field and
choose
the biggest wheat
and come back. But the
rule is:
you can go through
them only once and cannot
turn
back to pick."
The student went to the
field, go
through first row, he
saw one big wheat, but he
wonders... may be there is
a
bigger one later.
Then he saw another bigger
one...
But may be there is
an even bigger one waiting
for
him.
Later, when he finished
more
than half of the wheat
field, he start to realize...
Back to Class
teacher: what is your name?
student: sir mero naam kiran shrestha ho
teacher: when i ask your name in English then give me answer in english
student; sir my name is RAY GREAT
TEACHER ASKED ANOTHER STUDENT
Teacher; what is your name?
student: my name is Beautiful Red Underwear
teacher: what kinds of name is that? don't joke with me. tell your name correctly
student: sir my name is sunderlal chadda
teacher: what happen in 2007?
student: sir democracy was established
teacher: what happen in 2036?
student: sir people...
all computer jokes
TECH: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
KIRAN: "The cup holder on my PC is broken -and I am within my warranty period. now how can i get that thigs fixed
TECH: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
KIRAN: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
TECH: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of...
fun with jokes
kiran went to face the interview
interviewer: where were you born?
kiran: Nepal
interviewer: which part?
kiran: which part? sabai body part ni.....( whole body part was born in nepal)
kiran and niran were fixing bomb in a bus
Niran: what would you do if the bumb explodes while fixing
kiran:...
bheza fry
Girlfriends r like chocolates,
taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Husbands r like Dal RICE , eaten when there's no choice.
...
just laugh
School:
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Lecture:
An art of transferring information
from the notes of the Lecturer
to the notes of the students
without passing through 'the minds of either'
Father:
A...
phone number
If your phone number ends with
0- u are a trouble maker
1- u are very kind
2- u are very funny
3- u are intelligent
4- u are sincere
5- u are careless
6- u are neat
7- u are handsome/ beautiful
8- u are straight forward
9- u are shy.
===========================================
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
DAD : - Every...
kiran funny jokes
teacher :who was birbal?
Student: thaha chaina sir
sir: ta Bajya lai padai ma dhyan bhaye po thaha huncha?
Studen t:who were milan, anil, sanjay ?
Sir: k thaha?
Student ...
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NEPAL-Never End Peace And Love
- Never Electricity product and Loadsheeding always
INDIA- I Nearly Died In Adoration.
BURMA- Between Us, Remember Me Always.
KOREA- Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.
EGYPT- Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing!
THAILAND- Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull
PERU- Phorget Everyone... Remember Us.
KENYA- Keep Everything Nice,...
Best Funny Computer Full Forms
PCL : Poor Computers Limited
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
TISL-Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away...
Best Funny full forms
MBBS-Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet
MBA-Member of Bhikari Association
MBA-Master of Bad Activity
BBA-Bachelor of Bad Activity
Maths- Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Singh-S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai
Friendship- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless...
STUPID- Smart Talented .Unique Person in.Demand
.I.D.I.O.T.- Intelligent Doctor...
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